turing-tested: m86: turing-tested: self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times
me reading this at 5am: 
me, reading my own post at 5am:
iguanamouth: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tolkientrash: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: werewolfjokewar: Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN” “Yes good” “AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no” “EAT THEM” “sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
  shes almost here
bob-belcher: Truly evil.
warmheartworm: tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly.
awake-society: My heart ❤️ 😭😭
awildpaige: wenamedthedogkylo: horticulturalcephalopod: owlbear-dont-care: silverdrarry: caseyanthonyofficial: Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
reblog with your middle name in the tags
Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place! Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of “true names.” If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didn’t want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion. The solution? A secret name in the middle that you don’t tell anyone (unless you believe that they’re not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, you’d be fine).
this is some death note shit
Is that why when a parent uses your full name (or even just first and middle name) when they’re angry with you, it feels like they just cast some serious mojo on your soul and you know you are in deep shit?
OP is a fae in disguise do not tell them your middle name
drarryking: pottergerms: vamprisms: bipirate: not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship
newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet
My exact opinion
I also would have watched this, although I lament how they didn’t do justice to Grindelwald’s character( for dumbledore’s sake)
censorship: i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories: - francieum
- quirkybrittany
- justgirlythings
- “I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
- we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
- “you must be fun at parties”
- cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
- mitt romney
- hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
- hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
- andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
- the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
- superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
- supernatural has a gif for everything
- “Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
- hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
- the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
- benedict cumberbatch everywhere
- that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
- gangnam style everywhere
- people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
- “Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
- “im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
- the dancing chandler gif from friends
- “Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
- potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
- the reblog button being at the top of posts
- cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
- 27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”
- song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
- “ah, the scalene triangle”
- XD vs :D discourse
- the most reblogged picture on tumblr
- doge
- men of tumblr
- the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
- touch my butt and buy me pizza
- spread this like wildfire
- tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
- tumblr island
- tumblr nation
- these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
- tumblr prom
thiccbitch: people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything
slimetony: I clearly should have spent more time on this because of the glaring omissions - Dashcon
- John Green loving the taste of cock
- the woody roundups
- DDLG freaks
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Nutt, a little, broken thingy who wants to make other people happy and smile. I post shit, most of it is reblogged from other ppl.
Be aware that I rarely add tags to the things, mostly to music which I like, some refs or nsfw-ish stuff and my shitty drawings, if something I post triggers you nust let me know.
Feel free to mesage me, also just call me Nutt or Kasztan
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