cosantiago: you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual? me, an intellectual: 
stripedturtlenecksweater: diomdes: diomdes: me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences
unabashedlybi: renthethief: beyondthetemples-ooc: parttimepup: strnger-kid: Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.
It’s literally activated by putting water on the face. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/
My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end
ileolai: gondorsfinest: feitanswife: sailurmars: mycroftrh: gerbthenerd: Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia
Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing! The best thing is: he’s right. The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. This is their flag:  The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage. Here are some of their stamps:  They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar. And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. (Second link.)
You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????
WHAT
okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office.  they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii. everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it. Keep reading
Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.
homo-sex-shoe-whale: homo-sex-shoe-whale: You either know a lesbian in a long distance relationship, or you are that lesbian.
 How dare you make a comment better than my original post
despazito: afloweroutofstone: mapsontheweb: Bigfoot Sightings
Broke: the precipitous decline of bigfoot sightings once one gets to the the Great Plains is proof that this is just a slightly-modified population map Woke: the precipitous decline of bigfoot sightings once one gets to the Great Plains proves the existence of at least two distinct geographically-sorted species of Bigfoot, Western and Eastern, with perhaps a minor cross-breeding migratory path along U.S. Route 18 on the South Dakota-Nebraska border
galaxy brain: bigfoot are migratory and just run through the great plains really fast
bpdleia: amylniitrate: leonkuwatatata: do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at
you absolute fuckers i made this post fuckifn 5 years ago bc i spilled mac on my favorite shirt at the time n every day. every fucking day notifications spill in abt people being sad and thinking theyre not enough. listen. i made this post when i was 13 and spilling mac n cheese on my shirt. mayb right now u are 13 year old me right now, and thats okay, but absorbing these messages isnt gonna help u. u can get good n be good and telling yourself otherwise only hurts yourself and your mental health progress. be kind and good to yourself. we’ll all spill mac. but sometimes u just gotta change yr shirt and make a new bowl. its okay.
character development
lunarquakes: Assignment: Earth What do you mean this isn’t a correct quote?
nevver: Go ask Alice, Aron Wiesenfeld
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Nutt, a little, broken thingy who wants to make other people happy and smile. I post shit, most of it is reblogged from other ppl.
Be aware that I rarely add tags to the things, mostly to music which I like, some refs or nsfw-ish stuff and my shitty drawings, if something I post triggers you nust let me know.
Feel free to mesage me, also just call me Nutt or Kasztan
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